Wacky?

Personal jurisdiction?! Jesus, mary jane, and Joseph!

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Is this like the time I had that wicked dream I had become a lick-spewing, chick-adorned, 13 1/2 inch-avatared, guitar-gods-of-the-70's rock star only to discover (as I woke up in someone else's vomit, blood, and diarrhea) that I had given Satan general power of attorney?!

How sad and unfortunate for prosecution and defendant, respectively.

Let this be a valuable lesson learned for the poor fellow in question (if he survives the prison sodomy), stick to safer recreations like cigarettes and that lovely methanol-spirited national relic Soju. At least the government gets a cut.


Posted by Tommy Chong