Blog Inauguration Event Marred by Spontaneous Uterization Accident...

Last week I experienced spontaneous uterization (the spontaneous formation of a fully functioning uterus in the 3rd trimester). Unfortunately, in a freak napping accident my mucus plug was dislodged; it subsequently travelled upward along a river of spinal fluid wrapping itself around my brain stem. As a result, communication in any form longer than a paragraph is not possible. More to come after the mucus plug has been cleared. In the meantime, I would like to add that I have nothing to add.

n.b. All times and dates are in the Local Salvation Time Zone (LST: LST is a fluid time zone encompassing a 200 mile radius around The Reverend in accordance with international maritime laws; the area immediately surrounding Reverend Jim is known by it's conventional long form as The People's Democratic Republic of Jim (not recognized by the following countries: Israel, China, and The Republic of Malawi); salvation is available on a sliding scale wherever Jim can be found conscious. Consult your embassy for visa entry restrictions; visa not required for every $10million (US) investment; citizens of Canada are permitted to stay for 6 months without a visa but are not permitted to work.)