Back for more.

Three years; I have lost my way and I have sinned. But I'm back for more.

I suspect this site is therapeutic for me so, although I've given up trying to understand or define it, I'll simply keep coming back when I think I have something to say to myself. I'm taking pharmaceutical grade placebos so most of the other voices should be under control.

You're welcome to listen in, sometimes it gets kinda sexy.

Sorry to bother you, but it's the end of the world.

Today is July 7, 2007.

777

Yup, kiss your ass good-bye. Satan doesn't lie.

2010 North American Union or just a 'security and prosperity partnership'?!

Below are three reports by CNN's Lou Dobbs on the behind-the-scenes work being done to create a North American Union, reminiscent of the E.U., by 2010. I don't know how they're going to pull this off given the disparity of wages with Mexican labour, but, whatever this nascent union grows into should be interesting and worth watching more closely.

The American government maintains (www.spp.gov) that this is just a 'Security and Prosperity Partnership' designed to 'to increase security and to enhance prosperity among the three countries through greater cooperation'.

Here's an interesting timeline (at another site, which opposes the union) of related events covering much of the 20th century leading to the SPP/NAU. TIMELINE

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1. CNN Lou Dobbs via youtube.com

2. Here's another Lou Dobbs report, via Google Video.

3. Yet another one, via youtube.com

There are several other related clips listed on both sites (youtube / google vieo) after you finish watching. It's disappointing that there isn't much else in the main stream media about this important event at the moment. A google search will get you started on your way, just remember to stay on the yellow brick road...

We're not in Kansas anymore.


Posted by Toto
(the mut, not the band)

Wacky?

Personal jurisdiction?! Jesus, mary jane, and Joseph!

Click here.

Is this like the time I had that wicked dream I had become a lick-spewing, chick-adorned, 13 1/2 inch-avatared, guitar-gods-of-the-70's rock star only to discover (as I woke up in someone else's vomit, blood, and diarrhea) that I had given Satan general power of attorney?!

How sad and unfortunate for prosecution and defendant, respectively.

Let this be a valuable lesson learned for the poor fellow in question (if he survives the prison sodomy), stick to safer recreations like cigarettes and that lovely methanol-spirited national relic Soju. At least the government gets a cut.


Posted by Tommy Chong

Fever'd Buttocks

I may have committed heresy.

Have a look here for some background.

Yes, I was one of those lazy, negligent, careless slobs that listed the Big Hominid's blog, Hairy Chasms, as 'The Big Hominid'. In my defense, in listing it as 'The Big Hominid' I was referring to the man rather than the machine. But to avoid diddling with excuses, I have come to a more appropriate solution. After pondering on this dilemma for quite some time I heard a ding (possibly from the toaster oven) as I was struck with a flash of inspiration.

Henceforth, Hairy Chasms shall be listed on this site as fever'd buttocks, which is a reference to one of my favorite and most inspiring poems that would put Homer, Basho, Shakespeare, and Tu Fu to shame.

Posted by Stan the Almighty

Thankfully, I avoided the other problem of listing 'The Big Hominid" under 'T' by dispensing with alphabetic ordering altogether. I don't like being labeled.

Boo!

HaPpY HaLlOwEeN kIdS!!!


All my love.


Posted by Beelzebub, the Tempter.

p.s. Care for a high fat, sugar-ladened funnel cake? No?!?! Oh well then, I'll settle for your soul. Mmmmmwwwwaaahahahahahahaha.

I'll have your souls soon enough you petty superstitious idol-worshipping leeches!

Mmmmwwwwaaahahahahahaha hahahahahaha ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.

It's all about the Rocket Sauce, man.

As part of a promotion for his upcoming Tenacious D movie, Jack Black produced an anti-piracy bit. After watching it I gave up alcohol, cigarettes, piracy, and started going to Church every day. It's convincing.

It's all about the rocket sauce, man.

Click on the line below:

The power of Christ compels you.




Posted by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

40

Oh my god! My brother is 40 today. Where does the time go?!
Doesn't it just feel like time is accelerating out of control? Hahahahaa.

Happy birthday stud!

I love ya old man.



Posted by A much younger dude. Much...Younger.