Another Reason To Hate The French?

Bored, nothing to do, nothing to watch on TV, Internet is down so no porn?! Ever imagine who would win if two famous characters of your choosing slugged it out? Now you don't need to. Let googlefight do it for you. Careful. It's addictive.

Here are the results for 19 epic battles and my comments. The entries for winners/losers appear without capitalization exactly as I entered them on the googlefight site. Most of the wins were landslides. (All results tabulated today)

Winners/Losers//Comments

france/jesus//Another reason to hate the French?!

naked/clothed//Was there ever any doubt!

pamela anderson/anna nicole smith//Throw some oil on them both and no one will care or remember.

god/satan//Never doubted it. My crossed fingers are, in fact, a birth defect.

south korea/north korea//OK. Good enough. I will renew my E2 visa.

shit/fart//Sometimes, it just doesn't matter.

40 something/barely legal//To each's own.

broken glass/ky jelly//There are some f#cking perverts out there!

canada/rest of the world//F#cking right!!!

coke/pepsi//The real thing!

no/yes//What was the question?

mucus plug/chabichou du poitou (french goat milk cheese)//It's an acquired taste.

ninja/samurai//Throwing stars.

batman/catwoman//But…bbut, what about the whip?!

look at panties/don't look at panties//Problem solved Big Hominid. Use the force if you like, the same results it will yield.

the force/quantum mechanics//I always suspected.

sex/tantric sex//"Mind-blowing multiple 8-hour sustained trans-uber cosmic orgasm" might change your mind.

tantric sex with nice woman/subway ajuma//158,000 to 92….92!?!...What is wrong with you people!?...Why is this a non-zero value?!*

waste of time/googlefight//Sh#t! I should have read this first.


*As of 7:24pm Korea Time


Posted by The Almighty Ribbit